i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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