If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
did i walk over a car last night?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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