Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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