I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.