therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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