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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone

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(902): you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken' (1-902): well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone http://tfl.nu/o9f8

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(732): View more from New Jersey

so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night

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(732): so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night http://tfl.nu/ig0k

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(913): View more from Kansas

So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?

(314): View more from Missouri

you had an obligation.

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(913): So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right? (314): you had an obligation. http://tfl.nu/0hhp

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i have to get rid of the hedgehog.

(765): View more from Indiana

Does it come with a cage?

(201): View more from New Jersey

yes. and food and toys.

(765): View more from Indiana

i'll trade you an 8th for it

(201): View more from New Jersey

deal.

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(201): i have to get rid of the hedgehog. (765): Does it come with a cage? (201): yes. and food and toys. (765): i'll trade you an 8th for it (201): deal. http://tfl.nu/2d4g

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(954): View more from Florida

i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how

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(954): i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how http://tfl.nu/jixl

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(540): View more from Virginia

Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there

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(540): Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there http://tfl.nu/4j17

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(949): View more from California

We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.

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(949): We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom. http://tfl.nu/b4pt

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand

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(413): he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand http://tfl.nu/zcon

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave

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(608): not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave http://tfl.nu/ay74

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(770): View more from Georgia

I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.

(1-770): View more from Georgia

You're a good friend.

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(770): I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that. (1-770): You're a good friend. http://tfl.nu/ln0z

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(647): View more from Ontario

I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.

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(647): I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool. http://tfl.nu/nmia

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(513): View more from Ohio

Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room

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(513): Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room http://tfl.nu/wjdc

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.

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(330): I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished. http://tfl.nu/wyym

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(609): View more from New Jersey

And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you

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(609): And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you http://tfl.nu/cp0z

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(360): View more from Washington

can I cover your dick in cookie butter?

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(360): can I cover your dick in cookie butter? http://tfl.nu/9ezu

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