atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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