did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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