Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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