I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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