I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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