FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"