Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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