Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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