Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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