No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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