this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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