She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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