So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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