can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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