that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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