Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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