Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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