Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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