so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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