I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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