I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
