out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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