I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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