Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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