I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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