the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
In America we eat man semen.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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