talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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