i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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