Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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