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• (209): View more from California

  dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

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  nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.

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  And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.

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• (716): View more from New York

  An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!

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• (714): View more from California

  todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.

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• (619): View more from California

  This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence

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