OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?