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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.

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  Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  You are my mentor.

  (276): View more from Virginia

  I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse

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• (310): View more from California

  and you fell through a lawn chair

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah

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