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(561): View more from Florida

Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.

(1-561): View more from Florida

He looks like a bad one night stand.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

what do i owe you?

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$237.46 to be exact.

(920): View more from Wisconsin

if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.

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(409): View more from Texas

It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual

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