i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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