i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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