That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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