Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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