Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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