You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i believe in u and ur pee
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
