when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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