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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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