If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did you get engaged???
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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