yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I deserve this hangover.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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