forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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