I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I FOUND THE LEGS
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Randomize
