I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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