What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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