What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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