You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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