Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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